Wanted to share a few quotes to lighten your day…
*Milton Berle once said, “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
*Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
*An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~Spanish Proverb
*Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. ~Lisa Alther
*Don’t ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby’s smile is just gas. ~Jill Woodhull
*You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool mom. ~Author Unknown
*The mother of boys work son-up to son-down. ~Author Unknown
*It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. ~From the television show The Golden Girls
*My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors. ~Carrie Latet, 2006
*Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all. ~Author Unknown
To all our mothers today, we simply wish to say, “Thank you”. The world is a much saner place because of our moms. There may be times of heartache, grief and woe…but always remember, into our hearts the gift of love each of you did bestow!
Have a blessed Mother’s Day, and remember the One who gave it to you!
Kevin Lough is the minister at the Whitehall Church of Christ in Fairmont WV.